Please only submit once per issue (issues are released every 3-5 weeks). Please keep your submissions at a reasonable length--if you want to know what we consider reasonable, crack open an issue from the museum. Please send works which carry the potency of immediate gratification at the same time as they possess meaning which can be translated to the world outside your head. Include a photograph of yourself or something interesting (which you have the right to publish). By sending a photograph of something other than yourself, you are claiming rights to the photograph, and any copyright conflicts will be yours to deal with.